Dani: Are you sure I shouldn't drive, Dave?
Dave: I'm fine, don't worry.
Dani: So why do you have the wheel in a death grip? Your knuckles are white.
Dave: Okay, I guess I'm still kind of nervous about this interview. I mean, I've never taught before, never held a real adult job, this tie is strangling me, my resume sucks, I suck...
Dani: Hold on. You do not suck. You are overqualified for this job. Your resume is great. You're great. You'll be fine.
Dave: I wish I could believe you.
Dani: You better believe me, or no nooky for a week.
Dave considers this.
He raises his arms in victory
Dave: I'm the greatest!
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