Monday, April 1, 2013

Pep Talk

Danielle and Dave are on the way to Cornell University in Danielle's VW Beetle. Dave is driving.

Dani: Are you sure I shouldn't drive, Dave?

Dave: I'm fine, don't worry.

Dani: So why do you have the wheel in a death grip? Your knuckles are white.

Dave: Okay, I guess I'm still kind of nervous about this interview. I mean, I've never taught before, never held a real adult job, this tie is strangling me, my resume sucks, I suck...

Dani: Hold on. You do not suck. You are overqualified for this job. Your resume is great. You're great. You'll be fine.

Dave: I wish I could believe you.

Dani: You better believe me, or no nooky for a week.

Dave considers this.

He raises his arms in victory

Dave: I'm the greatest!

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